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Welcome to my small website. Feel free to browse along. Don't forget to check my blog Mind It!
I am an IT enthusiast. Love surfing the net. Dabble my hands at programming. Completely lazy. I also love reading books and watching movies. You can find me on most of the social websites. I have provided links to my profile to a few of them below.
Sentimental Golfer
Two men were golfing, and the fairway of the hole they were playing was adjacent to a road. The first man was setting up for his swing, when a funeral procession went by on the road. He stopped, faced the procession for a moment, then bowed his head in prayer as the hearse passed by. Only when the procession [...]
Eagles in a storm
Did you know that an eagle knows when a storm is approaching long before it breaks? The eagle will fly to some really high spot and wait for the winds to come. When the storm hits, it sets its wings so that the wind will pick it up and lift it above the storm. While [...]
Little Johnny, the Smart Salesman
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Mary led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30.” She said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customers’ civil spirit and I [...]
English is a funny language
The English Language Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? Let’s face it English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented [...]
The Doctor’s Confessions
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One of them said to the other three, “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems.” The others agreed. Then [...]
No Luck With The Ladies
A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to help me. I can’t go on like this.” “What is the problem?” the doctor inquired. “Well, I am 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare [...]
Dear God!!!
Dear God, Yesterday was an awful day for me.. My husband ran off with his secretary. My son pierced his eyebrow. My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head. My dog mated with the neighbor’s cat. My neighbor sold her house to a mental institution. My Mom told me I was adopted. My boss [...]
Modern Operating Systems
Unix You shoot yourself in the foot. DOS You keep running up against the one-bullet barrier. MS-Windows The gun blows up in your hand. Windows NT The gun is so huge and unwieldy that you have to keep swapping it from one hand to the other.
Absolutely Nothing?
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My mother died in August,” he said, “and left me $25,000.” “Gee, that’s tough,” he replied. “Then in September,” the friend continued, “My father died, leaving me $90,000.” “Wow. Two [...]
The Philosophy of Ambiguity
For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity, as well as the idiosyncrasies of English: Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? The main [...]